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Hogs Hollow

Before I start, I just want to mention the outstanding service we’ve received in Arkansas. We spend the night at the Best Western in Hope, AR, birthplace of Bill Clinton, and it was almost a shocking friendliness compared to the Woodfield Suites in San Antonio. Naturally, there was a Western Sizzlin across the parking lot, where we ate a great steak dinner and received our second shock. When paying, I forgot the discount that the concierge of the Best Western had mentioned earlier. I only remembered it, after the cashier had printed the receipt already. The manager had overheard my mumbling, stepped up to the register, pushed some buttons and gave me back the discount percentage in cash. How’s that for service? I am not asking the battle-hardened Europeans here, I am asking you, the spoiled Americans! I was blown away. Good job Hope, AR!

We got to Amy’s parents without a hitch, which means not driving past the path into the dark woods that leads to Hogs Hollow as usual. They picked this strange name for marketing purposes, I suppose, as they are planning to operate a hunting business at Coen Lodge. Sort of like a Bed & Breakfast, but with guns, camouflage and a side of deer for dinner. I am all for self-deprecating humor, but I had some worries about the connotations with pigs, until I was reminded of the saying: “Even a blind hog finds an acorn now and then.”

The lodge is making good progress and is habitable and, actually, comfortable. This blurry photo is the only one I have from our whole stay. Everybody is boarding the Pinzgauer for the obligatory tour of the grounds, lead by our local guide and groundskeeper Dan.

80s Quiz

Daily Double! *beebeauw! beebeauw! beebeauw!*

The name of a beloved 80s TV series, which features this famous skyline in its opening credits. *queue Jeopardy melody* . . .

Dalli Klick! . . .

Dalli… nix?

Okay, lets dumb it down to celebrity level and make it a Daily Video Double! *beebeauw! beebeauw! beebeauw!*

Somewhere in Texas

Je näher wir der texanischen Bundesgrenze kamen, desto mehr Erdölpumpen (oder auch Tiefpumpen) wippten am Straßenrand auf und ab. Das Resultat wurde an der nächsten Tanke deutlich. Mit einem Benzinpreis von 0.43 Euro statt den bisherigen 0.49 Euro konnten wir ungefähr 6 Eurocents pro Liter sparen! Ich dachte immer, daß der größte Anteil des Rohöls von den USA importiert wird, aber es gibt wohl doch noch sowas wie einen lokalen Markt.

The closer wie got to the Texan state border, the more oil wells (or actually oil rigs) were see-sawing up and down next to the road. The result became clear at the next gas station. With prices at $1.98 instead of the $2.30 so far, we saved about 32 cents per Gallon! I always thought, that virtually all crude oil was imported by the US, but apparently there still is such a thing as a local market.

Object Gender Wars

Here is a list of properties that “determine” what gender objects have. The German translation is even funnier, because there, objects really do have genders. The watch is female, the TV male and a girl is neutral for whatever reason. Anyway, here’s the original English version:

Object: Ziploc Bag Gender: Male Reason: They hold everything in and you can see right through them.

Object: Copier Gender: Female Reason: Once they are turned off, they take a while to warm up again.

Object: Hot Air Balloon Gender: Male Reason: To get it to go anywhere, you have to light a fire under it.

Object: Sponge Gender: Female Reason: They’re soft, squeezable, and retain water.

Object: Subway Gender: Male Reason: Every day it uses the same old lines to pick people up.

Object: Web Page Gender: Female Reason: They are always getting hit on.

Object: Hammer Gender: Male Reason: Even though it hasn’t changed in 5,000 years, it’s still handy to keep around.

Object: Hourglass Gender: Female Reason: Over time its weight shifts to the bottom.

Object: Remote Control Gender: Female Reason: You might think it should be male, but just think about how much pleasure it brings a man and how he’d be lost without it!

Sorry!

… that it took so long to hear from me again.

The hotel we stayed at in San Antonio acted really stupid. They only had wireless Internet, and I had to borrow on of their Adapters and since I did not equip Brenda’s computer with a Wireless card. I was only allowed to keep it for a maximum of two hours or I would have to pay a “late fee”. Of course I only submitted to this nonsense for one time. To hang another pine cone on the tannenbaum, they decided on our day of departure that we lost or even packed their stupid adapter (which would only work in their silly hotel anyway!) and now wanted a reimbursement fee of $400. We were miffed… Luckily, I got my lovely wife, Amy; she bitched at them for a while and they let us go after only half an hour… Whoever wants to avoid this, for American standards, unfriendly and unprofessional hotel when they vacation in San Antonio, Texas next time:

Woodfield Suites 100 West Durango Boulevard San Antonio, Texas 78204 USA

Woodfield Suites 100 West Durango Boulevard San Antonio, Texas 78204 USA

Other than that, our stay in San Antonio was great (and hot)! See photos:

Here we are at the River Walk. In the background you can see the convention center, where Amy had her Women of ELCA conference.

As tourists, the boat tour was of course obligatory. Here is a virtual tour, if you are in sightseeing mood.

While Amy was conferring with the women of ELCA, the kids and I visited the local attractions, like Sea World

… and the San Antonio Zoo with kangeroos, …

…with its Sea cucumbers…

… und Delphinen, …

… and Dolphins, …

In other words, we had a fun time.

… und Alligatoren, …

… and alligators, …

… Rhinos …

… und Giraffen.

… and giraffes.